A Little Basket of Pyromaniac Joy – Colonial Style.
You know what’s oddly satisfying? Lighting a fire that crackles just right. You know what’s even more satisfying? Doing it with a fatwood stash that lives in its own wrought iron carriage like it’s the lead in a Revolutionary War period drama.
This Colonial Fatwood Caddy is your answer to “Where do I put the kindling?” but it answers with a colonial accent and impeccable taste.
It’s shaped like a classic New England log basket, and if Paul Revere were alive today, he’d be jealous. It's the perfect size to perch beside your hearth, your wood stove, or even on the porch (for those of us who take ambiance very seriously).
This isn’t your average “throw wood in a plastic bin and pray for a fire” solution. No. This is elegant firewood storage with personality. It comes fully loaded with 4 pounds of premium fatwood, which, if you’ve never used it, is basically the VIP of fire-starting. Natural, resin-rich, and so reliable it practically lights itself (okay, not literally, but it feels like it).
And it’s not just pretty. The black powder-coated wrought iron doesn’t just look good—it’s tough enough to survive cold snaps, clumsy elbows, and the occasional curious cat.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but buying a firewood caddy without fatwood is like buying a wine rack with no wine. The good news? This caddy includes 4 lbs. of real-deal, all-natural fatwood, which basically means you’re ready to go the second it arrives.
It's kindling made from the heartwood of pine trees, soaked with naturally occurring resin. Translation: No chemicals, no fuss, and yes—it smells amazing when it burns.
Product Name: Colonial Fatwood Caddy
Item Number: FWC-01
Dimensions: 8½" W x 8½" L x 10" H
Material: Heavy-duty wrought iron
Finish: Black powder-coated for durability
Included: 4 lbs. of natural fatwood sticks
UPC: 719908821173
Style: Colonial / Traditional Hearth Décor
Weight (when full): Just enough to feel sturdy, not bulky
Looks like it belongs in a vintage oil painting.
Dramatic lighting not included—but it will help you create your own.
Compact but surprisingly roomy.
It holds enough fatwood to light weeks of fires without becoming fireplace clutter.
Actually functional décor.
Which is rarer than you'd think. It doesn’t just look good—it works hard.
Ready to use, right out of the box.
Comes pre-filled with fatwood, because who wants to buy an empty caddy?
You’re not just buying a pretty basket—you’re investing in a cleaner, easier fire-starting experience. I’ve lit more fires than I can count (romantic, practical, survival-mode during a blackout—you name it). And let me tell you, fatwood works. It’s the real deal, and this caddy makes sure it has a very classy home.
No chemicals. No crumpled newspaper chaos. Just one or two sticks, and you’re halfway to your fireside fantasy.
The Colonial Fatwood Caddy is proof that practicality doesn’t have to be boring. It’s functional, timeless, and quietly charming—like a Jane Austen character with pyrotechnic skills.
Whether you’re cozying up for the winter, upgrading your cabin chic aesthetic, or simply tired of your firewood looking homeless, this caddy does it all. With historical flair. And fatwood.
Go on. Treat your hearth.
📦 FREE Shipping: Lead Time 5-8 Business Days
A Little Basket of Pyromaniac Joy – Colonial Style.
You know what’s oddly satisfying? Lighting a fire that crackles just right. You know what’s even more satisfying? Doing it with a fatwood stash that lives in its own wrought iron carriage like it’s the lead in a Revolutionary War period drama.
This Colonial Fatwood Caddy is your answer to “Where do I put the kindling?” but it answers with a colonial accent and impeccable taste.
It’s shaped like a classic New England log basket, and if Paul Revere were alive today, he’d be jealous. It's the perfect size to perch beside your hearth, your wood stove, or even on the porch (for those of us who take ambiance very seriously).
This isn’t your average “throw wood in a plastic bin and pray for a fire” solution. No. This is elegant firewood storage with personality. It comes fully loaded with 4 pounds of premium fatwood, which, if you’ve never used it, is basically the VIP of fire-starting. Natural, resin-rich, and so reliable it practically lights itself (okay, not literally, but it feels like it).
And it’s not just pretty. The black powder-coated wrought iron doesn’t just look good—it’s tough enough to survive cold snaps, clumsy elbows, and the occasional curious cat.
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but buying a firewood caddy without fatwood is like buying a wine rack with no wine. The good news? This caddy includes 4 lbs. of real-deal, all-natural fatwood, which basically means you’re ready to go the second it arrives.
It's kindling made from the heartwood of pine trees, soaked with naturally occurring resin. Translation: No chemicals, no fuss, and yes—it smells amazing when it burns.
Product Name: Colonial Fatwood Caddy
Item Number: FWC-01
Dimensions: 8½" W x 8½" L x 10" H
Material: Heavy-duty wrought iron
Finish: Black powder-coated for durability
Included: 4 lbs. of natural fatwood sticks
UPC: 719908821173
Style: Colonial / Traditional Hearth Décor
Weight (when full): Just enough to feel sturdy, not bulky
Looks like it belongs in a vintage oil painting.
Dramatic lighting not included—but it will help you create your own.
Compact but surprisingly roomy.
It holds enough fatwood to light weeks of fires without becoming fireplace clutter.
Actually functional décor.
Which is rarer than you'd think. It doesn’t just look good—it works hard.
Ready to use, right out of the box.
Comes pre-filled with fatwood, because who wants to buy an empty caddy?
You’re not just buying a pretty basket—you’re investing in a cleaner, easier fire-starting experience. I’ve lit more fires than I can count (romantic, practical, survival-mode during a blackout—you name it). And let me tell you, fatwood works. It’s the real deal, and this caddy makes sure it has a very classy home.
No chemicals. No crumpled newspaper chaos. Just one or two sticks, and you’re halfway to your fireside fantasy.
The Colonial Fatwood Caddy is proof that practicality doesn’t have to be boring. It’s functional, timeless, and quietly charming—like a Jane Austen character with pyrotechnic skills.
Whether you’re cozying up for the winter, upgrading your cabin chic aesthetic, or simply tired of your firewood looking homeless, this caddy does it all. With historical flair. And fatwood.
Go on. Treat your hearth.
📦 FREE Shipping: Lead Time 5-8 Business Days
