Bastion Birdhouse
Bastion Birdhouse: A Backyard Bungalow with Major Curb Appeal
This is not your average twig-and-twine bird shack. This is luxury avian living.
We all know birds have impeccable taste. After all, they’re the ones who accessorize their nests with shiny bottle caps and twigs arranged just so. So, if you’re hoping to impress your local chickadee community or tempt a passing titmouse into settling down, you’re going to need more than just a branch. You need the Bastion Birdhouse—a handcrafted haven dressed in the kind of vintage charm that says, “I’m not just a birdhouse. I’m a lifestyle.”
Yellow, But Make It Whimsical
It's like sunshine with a side of storybook romance.
The Bastion Birdhouse is painted in a warm, welcoming yellow—the kind that instantly brightens your garden, your mood, and, presumably, a robin’s whole week. Hand-painted vines and delicate floral trim wrap around the façade like it’s the front of a countryside cottage straight out of a cozy British novel.
Perched on top is a teal shingled roof so stylish it could inspire a home renovation show. (If birds had those. And honestly, I think they should.)
Durability with a Wink of Charm
Iron and wood walk into a garden and decide to stay for decades.
Function meets fairy tale with this little architectural gem. Built from sturdy iron and wood, the Bastion isn’t just another pretty perch. It’s made to brave the elements—from sun to snow to the occasional overly curious squirrel—with elegance. And because it’s hand-painted, no two are quite the same. Each one carries just a touch of artistic whimsy, like your garden’s version of a signature scent.
Easy Maintenance? You Bet Your Tail Feathers
Because no one likes awkwardly scrubbing out a nest with a spoon.
I see you. You love the look of a birdhouse, but dread the inevitable moment when it turns into a nest-shaped mystery box. The Bastion has your back—literally. A discreet hinged door at the back lets you pop it open and give it a good clean-out between guests. No tools, no fuss, no feathers flying. Just flip, clean, and reset the open-house sign.
Bird Real Estate Goals: This Nesting Box is the Talk of the Trees
Available now. Residents must love fresh air, worms, and springtime.
Birds are choosy. (Understandably—they spend half their day trying not to get eaten.) So, when a house checks all the boxes—safety, style, structural integrity, and a generous porch vibe—they move in fast. Whether it’s wrens, finches, sparrows, or that one bossy bluebird who thinks he owns the feeder, they’ll all be eyeing this adorable abode.
And let’s not forget you. Every time you glance out the window and see your charming little birdhouse catching the golden hour sun, you’ll feel like your garden is part of some whimsical painting.
Where Function Flirts with Fancy
Proof that you can be practical and pretty.
The Bastion Birdhouse isn’t just decor—it’s thoughtful, intentional, and beautifully made. It’s for the gardener who talks to their plants, the birdwatcher who names the regulars, and anyone who wants their backyard to feel just a little bit enchanted.
Feathered Real Estate That’s Ready to List
Product Name: Bastion Birdhouse
SKU: BH-20
Dimensions: 8" diameter x 11½" height
Materials: Iron and wood
Finish: Hand-painted floral details and teal roof
Maintenance: Hinged clean-out door on back for easy cleaning
UPC: 719908315078
If your garden had a dating profile, the Bastion Birdhouse would be the profile picture. Bright, interesting, reliable, and honestly, too cute to ignore.
📦 FREE Shipping: Lead Time 5-8 Business Days
Bastion Birdhouse: A Backyard Bungalow with Major Curb Appeal
This is not your average twig-and-twine bird shack. This is luxury avian living.
We all know birds have impeccable taste. After all, they’re the ones who accessorize their nests with shiny bottle caps and twigs arranged just so. So, if you’re hoping to impress your local chickadee community or tempt a passing titmouse into settling down, you’re going to need more than just a branch. You need the Bastion Birdhouse—a handcrafted haven dressed in the kind of vintage charm that says, “I’m not just a birdhouse. I’m a lifestyle.”
Yellow, But Make It Whimsical
It's like sunshine with a side of storybook romance.
The Bastion Birdhouse is painted in a warm, welcoming yellow—the kind that instantly brightens your garden, your mood, and, presumably, a robin’s whole week. Hand-painted vines and delicate floral trim wrap around the façade like it’s the front of a countryside cottage straight out of a cozy British novel.
Perched on top is a teal shingled roof so stylish it could inspire a home renovation show. (If birds had those. And honestly, I think they should.)
Durability with a Wink of Charm
Iron and wood walk into a garden and decide to stay for decades.
Function meets fairy tale with this little architectural gem. Built from sturdy iron and wood, the Bastion isn’t just another pretty perch. It’s made to brave the elements—from sun to snow to the occasional overly curious squirrel—with elegance. And because it’s hand-painted, no two are quite the same. Each one carries just a touch of artistic whimsy, like your garden’s version of a signature scent.
Easy Maintenance? You Bet Your Tail Feathers
Because no one likes awkwardly scrubbing out a nest with a spoon.
I see you. You love the look of a birdhouse, but dread the inevitable moment when it turns into a nest-shaped mystery box. The Bastion has your back—literally. A discreet hinged door at the back lets you pop it open and give it a good clean-out between guests. No tools, no fuss, no feathers flying. Just flip, clean, and reset the open-house sign.
Bird Real Estate Goals: This Nesting Box is the Talk of the Trees
Available now. Residents must love fresh air, worms, and springtime.
Birds are choosy. (Understandably—they spend half their day trying not to get eaten.) So, when a house checks all the boxes—safety, style, structural integrity, and a generous porch vibe—they move in fast. Whether it’s wrens, finches, sparrows, or that one bossy bluebird who thinks he owns the feeder, they’ll all be eyeing this adorable abode.
And let’s not forget you. Every time you glance out the window and see your charming little birdhouse catching the golden hour sun, you’ll feel like your garden is part of some whimsical painting.
Where Function Flirts with Fancy
Proof that you can be practical and pretty.
The Bastion Birdhouse isn’t just decor—it’s thoughtful, intentional, and beautifully made. It’s for the gardener who talks to their plants, the birdwatcher who names the regulars, and anyone who wants their backyard to feel just a little bit enchanted.
Feathered Real Estate That’s Ready to List
Product Name: Bastion Birdhouse
SKU: BH-20
Dimensions: 8" diameter x 11½" height
Materials: Iron and wood
Finish: Hand-painted floral details and teal roof
Maintenance: Hinged clean-out door on back for easy cleaning
UPC: 719908315078
If your garden had a dating profile, the Bastion Birdhouse would be the profile picture. Bright, interesting, reliable, and honestly, too cute to ignore.
📦 FREE Shipping: Lead Time 5-8 Business Days
Bastion Birdhouse: A Backyard Bungalow with Major Curb Appeal
This is not your average twig-and-twine bird shack. This is luxury avian living.
We all know birds have impeccable taste. After all, they’re the ones who accessorize their nests with shiny bottle caps and twigs arranged just so. So, if you’re hoping to impress your local chickadee community or tempt a passing titmouse into settling down, you’re going to need more than just a branch. You need the Bastion Birdhouse—a handcrafted haven dressed in the kind of vintage charm that says, “I’m not just a birdhouse. I’m a lifestyle.”
Yellow, But Make It Whimsical
It's like sunshine with a side of storybook romance.
The Bastion Birdhouse is painted in a warm, welcoming yellow—the kind that instantly brightens your garden, your mood, and, presumably, a robin’s whole week. Hand-painted vines and delicate floral trim wrap around the façade like it’s the front of a countryside cottage straight out of a cozy British novel.
Perched on top is a teal shingled roof so stylish it could inspire a home renovation show. (If birds had those. And honestly, I think they should.)
Durability with a Wink of Charm
Iron and wood walk into a garden and decide to stay for decades.
Function meets fairy tale with this little architectural gem. Built from sturdy iron and wood, the Bastion isn’t just another pretty perch. It’s made to brave the elements—from sun to snow to the occasional overly curious squirrel—with elegance. And because it’s hand-painted, no two are quite the same. Each one carries just a touch of artistic whimsy, like your garden’s version of a signature scent.
Easy Maintenance? You Bet Your Tail Feathers
Because no one likes awkwardly scrubbing out a nest with a spoon.
I see you. You love the look of a birdhouse, but dread the inevitable moment when it turns into a nest-shaped mystery box. The Bastion has your back—literally. A discreet hinged door at the back lets you pop it open and give it a good clean-out between guests. No tools, no fuss, no feathers flying. Just flip, clean, and reset the open-house sign.
Bird Real Estate Goals: This Nesting Box is the Talk of the Trees
Available now. Residents must love fresh air, worms, and springtime.
Birds are choosy. (Understandably—they spend half their day trying not to get eaten.) So, when a house checks all the boxes—safety, style, structural integrity, and a generous porch vibe—they move in fast. Whether it’s wrens, finches, sparrows, or that one bossy bluebird who thinks he owns the feeder, they’ll all be eyeing this adorable abode.
And let’s not forget you. Every time you glance out the window and see your charming little birdhouse catching the golden hour sun, you’ll feel like your garden is part of some whimsical painting.
Where Function Flirts with Fancy
Proof that you can be practical and pretty.
The Bastion Birdhouse isn’t just decor—it’s thoughtful, intentional, and beautifully made. It’s for the gardener who talks to their plants, the birdwatcher who names the regulars, and anyone who wants their backyard to feel just a little bit enchanted.
Feathered Real Estate That’s Ready to List
Product Name: Bastion Birdhouse
SKU: BH-20
Dimensions: 8" diameter x 11½" height
Materials: Iron and wood
Finish: Hand-painted floral details and teal roof
Maintenance: Hinged clean-out door on back for easy cleaning
UPC: 719908315078
If your garden had a dating profile, the Bastion Birdhouse would be the profile picture. Bright, interesting, reliable, and honestly, too cute to ignore.
📦 FREE Shipping: Lead Time 5-8 Business Days
